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Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.
The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.
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The art of fucking a girl and as soon as you cum inside of her, she starts bleeding from her newly minted period and then you cut her throat just because she violated you. DONT DO THIS TO A GIRL YOU CARE ABOUT.
I was just cumming into Shannon when she new jersey Massacred all over me so i killed her.
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New Jersey Sauna-n. The after effect of taking an enormous dump in the toilet while someone is showering (doing it during prevents the SOB from flushing that shit torpedo). Turn off the bathroom ventilation and close the any windows. The dooky monster in the toilet is not flushed, rather, it is left so the steam from showering brings out the fullness of said thumper dumper and maximizing its aromatic properties. The steam and poo makes something reminiscent of a sauna in New Jersey.
*Note: for best results New Jersey Sauna should be done on a hot humid August night. Or after the consumption of any gut busting, anus destroying foods.
Suppose youre over at a friends for the night and you want to have a laugh, why not give them a New Jersey Sauna! Sneak into the bathroom just after he/she started to shower and take a massive dump. MAKE SURE THE FAN IS OFF and Dont flush, just let it simmer. The combination of steam and heat will enhance the poop smell and make them think they are in New Jersey on a hot summers night, which is awful.
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Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.
We've got a Jersey couple of songs left for you guys!
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When a person tans so much, they start to look like a person from the many Jersey based reality shows.
Snooki is Jersey Burned.
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A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker
The easiest way to pick a fight with a New Jersey douchebag is to attack his mother, fast
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Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
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