He was so bad at playing darts that he hit two candles he also was the best person in hide and seek until he lost his 2K+ Kill streak
"World Trade Center, Rip L bozo" - Obama Bin Latté
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During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise
The obama hamburger is a hamburger that has obamaness and it is fucking great. EAT IT NOW BITCHES.
DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!
it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg
and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
Its CHANGE, its all in his 2008-2009 material and even on his old websites also from 2008-2009 that you can view via the Wayback Machine. His middle name is HOPE, also in all of those.
its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.
One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.
Obamas Last Name was a mystery for years, but finally figured out it was CHANGE.
One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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