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Always Fucking The Painting

fucking the painting in game because well why not

Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game

by floordaddy May 25, 2023


Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church November 30, 2012


losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016


Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

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Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010


Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

by Archimedes3000 February 6, 2024


party paint

basically, a synonym for cum

when blue amogus fucked red amogus from the back, his party paint got all over him

by {{ your real name }} May 23, 2024