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Trading your wife for one 10 years young.
I am thinking of trading my 2nd wife in for a new model, filing for divorce under Quaid Pro Quo. This next one, I'm talkin' Jonbenet hot!
Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.
A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?
Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!
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people at sporting events that are able to participate or want to but only watch,
pro spectate: hey are you racing your car today? no I'm pro spectating,
Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?
The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.
Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.
The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.