To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states
Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.
When your significant other farts on your dick
Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”
Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”
Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”
Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”
Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”
Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”
When someone goes into a classroom and it starts to stink
Student T "damn it stinks in hear."
Student Z "I guess it's because mark queef came into the room"
When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!