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what i got a week before modern warfare 2 came out... not fair
*turns on 360 sees red rings of death in lower right corner*
*calender says november 3rd*
*kills self*
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Proof that humanity is failing.
Rip off of my favorite things
Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.
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A ring of which is worn by Married guys whom at night when they go out to party with their fupo friends, tend to remove the ring so they can appear single. However, its been known that having a soltero ring on your right pinky means you are married to a homosexual and remove it when you go out with friends to pretend that you are straight.
David- Oye ay viejas here at the club.
Lucho- Yes sir,
David- Ok.im taking off my soltero ring
Example 2
Jimmy- Oye are we going out tonite with the fellas
Lucho- I think so.
Jimmy- Kool beans, please remind me to remove the soltero ring from my pinky
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When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".
*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."
A term used by dark souls players to signal that they will be jerking off to gay porn.
"Hey Jimothy, I'm gonna hop on Elden Ring later, will you?"
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