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tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021


TOM AND INDI

lovers who wont admit it. They both know they love each other but are too scared to admit it. They would make a great couple because they like each other and they will be super cute together.

oMG its a Tom and Indi! So cute!

by couplemaker14264912836432 November 06, 2019


Tom Holland

The hottest dude you will ever see. I'm not gay but holy shit, I would let Tom Holland do lots of things to me. He is almost as good as Ryan Reynolds.

Eli: "Did you see Tom Holland's new movie?"
Random fellow:"Yea I liked it."
Eli: "Yea it made me want a threesome with Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds."
Random fellow:"I think you need to get some help."

by Daddy Thomas May 08, 2022


Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.

Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"

by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014


Tom Jones

First man to bring prostitution to the US
Also a huge party held once a year.

Dude did you go to Tom Jones?

by Tennyson May 03, 2005


tom nook

A figure of the animal crossing wild world game ( the guy that sells stuff)

let's go to tom nook to sell my fruit

by laurens vanhoutte August 13, 2006


Tom Jones

a very good artist who is loved by all gangstas g's such as 50 cent and snoop dog are all to be qouted as saying 'any1 hu does not lyk the rhymes of tom jones is no gangsta because he is ill.
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on

gangsta elder: listen to the bars of master Tom Jones and you will become a true gansta my son
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son

TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays

by deane October 15, 2007