Two Thumbs Ups!

Two Thumbs Up was born out of a need to express and extreme delight in a situation / person / movie / music / etc etc.

If something is good it gets a thumbs up.

if something is indescribably brilliant - it gets a 'Two Thumbs Up'

But it's simply not good enough to just say the phrase - you must also physically represent the Two Thumbs Up in a strong motion with both hands.

To be used sparingly.

person 1: 'Did you watch that movie last night?'

person two 2: 'Yes - Two Thumbs Up' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)

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person 1: 'kirsten dunst?'

person 2: 'Two Thumbs Up!' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)

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captain two inch

captain two inch is mostly used to describe a male and to mock his two inched penis

me : right captain two inch

some person:shut it ya dildo

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Two fingers up

You do this to a girl when you think they are Beautiful, smart, pretty, and obviously Awesome!

Jeff- “Your totally hot *puts two fingers up*”

Jenny- “WOW! Let’s have make out now”

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It takes two to tango

this cannot happen without more than one person

The reason we came out alive is because we worked together. After all, it takes two to tango.

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Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

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two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!

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Canadian two-four

Especially in Ontario, the capacity of the cardboard case purchased from an Ontario Beer Store; there are TWENTY-FOUR bottles (not cans) in the case.

Doug: hey Bob, it's your turn to go to the Beer Store, to buy a Canadian two-four -- while you're up, get me a L.I.P. grant and some Canadian, of course bacon.

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