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The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea
situated at upton park, east london. they are the best football team in the whole world even if they dont ever win anything and they lose most of their games they are still the fucking greastest team ever and thats that
Fa cup final
west ham united were winning 2-0 to liverpool, but by the end of the match the score was 3-3 and west ham ended up losing on penalties, but they are still the best team ever
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Thumbs down, Thumbs up, or whatever you want, but at leat hear me out first.----------
The country located between Mexico (to the south) and Canada (to the north).
Most people hate the USA for being imperfect, but they fail to see the TRUE America
1) Not everyone here is an obnoxious prick. There are some acctually informed and nice people here, as well as assholes, just like in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.
2) Of course we are proud to be American, but that doesn't mean we are arrogant. If you are not proud of your country, then why do you live there?
3)Not every American is diebetic and fat, so shut the fuck up.
4)Yea, we know that some countries dislike us, we also know that we have allies as well. And we DO know that there are other countries that exist beyond the USA. Were not as retarded as you think.
5)We know our government is not perfect
6) Unfortunately, most people judge us before they even know us
Now before you get upset, im not saying there os no country that understands the USA
The United States of America is home to the largest Naval Base in the world, in Norfolk, Virginia. And also the oldest constitutuion that is still in effet today.
Most Non-Americans: Say, are you American?
Non-Ignorant American: Yes.
Most Non-Americans: I can smell the arrogance and hamburgers on you from here! Get away from me----
American: I honestly have no response to that :|
***I am proud to be american, as you are proud to be whatever nationality you come from.
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a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 Urine Flow Units.
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It's a fact.
Halvor: Manu is best
Fredda: No Manchester United suck. It's a fact.
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FTR Canada is actually the best friend of the United States of America as opposed to that "great piece of crap" up north. And also for the most part Canadians and Americans do like each other so this "bitching" you so talk about doesn't really apply except to minority groups.
Person 1: What's that great piece of crap up north?
Person 2: That's no piece of crap at all loser, that's Canada the best friend of the United States of America.
Person 1: OK
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A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.
Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.
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