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Beaver Thiever

Someone who steals the pussy all the time.

โ€œMy man is such a beaver thiever! Always just snatching it up.โ€

by MrsTrdCutter March 04, 2025


Bitchy Beaver

A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)

Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?

*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*

~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...

*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best

IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.

by Shaomiaome October 20, 2024


Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.

Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."

by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018


Beaver Dust

Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.

A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.

Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.

by BeaverDust March 22, 2021


john the camping beaver

A beaver named John who like to go camping

John the camping beaver said hi

by ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ„๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿงง๐Ÿ“โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿ˜Œโœ…๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’œ May 18, 2021


Beaver Mountain

A very puffy pussy

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.

by richard_harry February 25, 2022


Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.

I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.

by Chloe1776 November 03, 2018