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What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
when blue amogus fucked red amogus from the back, his party paint got all over him
Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti
Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?
a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes
nicolette and hannah is shiny paint, hella dumb.
having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach
He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'
When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
A form of art created with paint and a paintbrush.
I hung up my painting in the living room after I cleaned my hands.