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The size, length and girth, of a man’s reproductive organ. The most recent study conducted by urologists showed that average penis size is 5.2 inches.
He used a tape measure to see what his penis size was.
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a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.
when i was little i looked like a backwards penis!
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A derogatory word for a foreskin
1."that guy is a proper idiot"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"
2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"
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To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
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Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
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Penis Music is a sub genre of music in which the artist uses vibrations to portray their emotions. Penis music can also be referred to as dick jams, as well as cock opera.
“Hey bro! Did you hear the new penis music? Fantano gave it strong 9/10!”
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The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. This sculpture is usually constructed by college students in an attempt to have their photo displayed on CollegeHumor.com. The snow penis was selected such that college students everywhere would no longer have to strain themselves to come up with anything that could be construed as clever, original, or funny. Snow penis architects are easily identifiable -- they are usually the same tools who wear their baseball caps off-center, frequently display the shocker, and drink shit beer like Natural Light.
We got our first snowfall of the season last night, so it's not hard to believe that I saw no less than seven snow penises while walking across campus this afternoon.
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