A spoon is someone that is horny, a simp, or someone that does many other things that make them not a chad.
Damn, that guy named "cummywhitesocks" on discord is a real spoon.
a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker
"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"
The thing or utensil Liam Payne is terrified of. If you ever go to meet him please don’t take any spoons with you.
Liam Payne : “ I have a strange fear of spoons”
1. Miniature shovel
2. Half of a spork
3. Cereal master tool
4. Weapon safe for children
Place the spoon on your nose to look and sound like squidward.
British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”