The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
A (as of writing this) 20+yo notorious for dating minors, bullying minors in the furry fandom into making art for him or using their OC's for his fetish art and defending a Pedophile for a fursuit on Instagram
Did you know Akula The Tiger Shark has an alt OC called "Splash the Vaporeon"?
When someone gets rich or famous because they’re in the right place, at the right time. Similar to the tiger king documentary in 2020. It was released at the perfect time. Everyone watched it and discussed that documentary because we were all bored during lockdown and tired of conversing about the nonstop covid propaganda. That’s why it spread like wildfire.
“Did you hear about Kevin?”
Yeah, that guy has the tiger king effect. I’m sure he earned that $20,000 bonus but he was seriously at the best branch in the entire company. It was only a matter time before that region started booming…
When you hollow out the core of a pomegranate to jerk off, but first use painters tape to make tiger stripes on your dick. After jerking off and you peel off the tape, you have a pomegranate tiger striped dick.
Ladies out of town? Time for a pomegranate tiger.
Casual guy who normally doesn't drink, but give him a few shots and he's the life of the party. He transforms into a dance machine, swagg surfing, fist pumping, single cup beer pong champ, and just became the most interesting man in the world.
Every now and then you have to unleash the tiger in you. tiger drunk.
The act of mixing feces, semen, blood, and codein based cough syrup while having sexual intercourse.
Dylan- Dude did u see that video of the girl doing the rainbow tiger and drinking it ??
Jonquavious- Yeah i saw it, made me bust in 30sec
Dylan- shiiiiit