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semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010


Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 19, 2022


savannah cook

she is a god, she is a cheerleader and is absolutely stunning but calls herself a rat. She does track and is one fast pepper!!! she is hilarious and amazing and if u ever need talk to someone, talk to savannah. she may be in drama sometimes but she isn’t toxic. She is blonde or brunette

catch phrases: GET NAY NAYED

Luke Cocoran: Savannah cook will u go out with me?

Savannah cook: YES! get nay nayed chelsea!!!!

by delanawasnthere November 7, 2019


cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 19, 2010


Cook-Jones

A retarded, micro-managing, big fore-headed, clumsy raptor with a dumb stagger for a walk. T-Rex walk. Typically has retarded off-spring.

Man, (so and so) is being such a Cook-Jones. Fuck (so and so’s) stupid ass.

by JehovahsThickness August 30, 2021


william cook

A cute guy that’s super friendly and sweet to everybody. He’s really, tall smart and athlectic. Most guys with this names tend to be athletes, usually football players

William Cook is a sweet guy

by avocados May 16, 2019


Ashton Cook

He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that was ashton Cook, isn’t he beautiful?!

by I create a whole new wave August 28, 2017