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Chris Benoit

Arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all time. His matches are still widely available online: if you can stomach what he did, you must check them out.

Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.

Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.

Chris Benoit was the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Even the most heinous of crimes can't change this.

by Mr Harold June 11, 2010

86πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Chris Gaylor

Christopher James Gaylor
Born: April 19, 1979
The drummer of The All-American Rejects.
Very talented.
Super nice.
Hilarious.
One of the coolest guys ever.

Chris Gaylor, the kick-ass drummer of The All-American Rejects.

by Melanie818 October 26, 2006

86πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Chris Bopp

He is a person you can count on. He's always there when you need him, and he'll always be there to pick you up when you're down. He's someone that once you fall in love with, you can't fall out of love. As hard as I try to forget about him, I just can't forget how he made me feel, how we were effortless together. He is a best friend, someone who's loyal, who you can trust with your life. He'll always be there.

That kid is so nice! He must Chris Bopp.

by Meging lover September 6, 2011

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Chris-Brown

Verb- To beat someone almost to death. So bad in fact, that it would be possible for the area's district attorney to possibly file attempted murder charges against you. Also possible for sexual assault, but usually the humiliation from the beating alone would be just as bad as said sexual assault.

After getting fired, I wanted to Chris-Brown my manager, Brihanna.

by whiteknighte March 3, 2009

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Chris Sails

A Bitch ass nigga that ain’t good for shit oh yea and he Ugly Asf

Camryn:”Girl I started talking to this boy he better not be a damn Chris Sails.”
Cali:”Girl hell nah a Angel the shit.”

by Don’t ask me why June 29, 2018

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Chris Angel

A not-so-popular magician that has created TV shows, "Chris Angel: Mindfreak" of his work. He takes a metal genre image on through his show, appearance, and audience. He performs stunts as well as tricks, mainly phsycology.

Guy: Chris Angel is on tonight
Guy2: So?

by mousemutant June 10, 2006

146πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Chris

Passing a bloody fart after being railed in the ass by multiple 300lb black men.

I sure let out one hell of a dirty Chris after my usual weekend activities with the boys.

by Heartyoumeanit August 1, 2016

57πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž