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When you go to whataburger for the first time
Izzy went to whataburger to lose his burger virginity
when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"
A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.
Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.
micheal the virgin is 19 and wont get laid, he is also a snake to his boy tom
fuck that micheal the virgin kid
Cramped hand condition resulting from awkwardly holding hands all night when dating a virgin.
That Eddie always be getting that virgin claw.
A Virgin , MetallicA Fan with a Vajayje made of Pure Titanium
She was a Metallic A Virgin
The First of her Kind
She was a Metallica Virgin
Shit Damn Near Made Me Go Blind
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