A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.
Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.
I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin
A pong formation with 5 cups that makes a “V” shape, with the top of the v towards the edge of the table.
Paulina Colwell invented this formation on July 5, 2018 while playing pong with friends and she asked for a Virgin V rerack.
a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off
hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously
the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment
If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before
The Virginity of not being a political shoehorner.
Wow, that YouTube just uploaded a video where he shoehorned political crap everywhere despite it being unneeded, he just lost his Political Virginity.