Wet Afro

When a male ejaculates in a woman or other male's hair and henceforth uses it as shampoo

Girl: I have no shampoo
Guy: I'll give you a wet afro

Wet Filly

(n.) The act of you licking a penis and then the owner of the penis inserts it into your ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.

Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."

wet kyle

Noun: The act of licking your finger, then sticking it up someone's nose.

Verb: To lick your finger then stick it up someone's nose

I'm about to give him a wet kyle

ewww she wet kyled me in my sleep last night....

wet breakfast

Usually muesli or cereal served in a bowl with milk or some appropriate substitute.

No toast for me thank you, I fancy a wet breakfast this morning.

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

Wet Juarez

The sexual act of receiving anal stimulation from an object extruding from the drain in your toilet.

benny got a wet juarez from that toilet brush. he's still in there, too.

Bish wet

When stupid bitches are confused.

White girl: *ong I like hate froyo.*
stupid bitch: *bish wet?*
Stupid bitch: *bish wet?*