t-wood

a place where your boss goes to tie one on

where's boss?he's at the t-wood

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burning wood

The feeling one gets in his penis the morning after being with an unclean women.

The Doc said the best way to avoid burning wood was to get a new pair of beer goggles.

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wood grain

Weed, Pot, Herb, Marry-j, often reffered in the present sence.

damn nigga i always be grippin the wood grain, even when i be sippin on the drink!!

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touch wood

cockney slang for draw blood

"Do not touch wood from that pig"

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peers wood

just one more thing peers wood cant swim 24 meters he cant do any other stroke than doggy paddle and almost drowns every time he jumps in a pool.

he swim like peers wood

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Morning Wood

A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.

M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!

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A walk in the woods

For when she truly wants mutually extended understanding. Not just a cheap date. And you to tell her your name.

I thought this girl was just a walk in the woods. That lead me singly walking in the woods. Telling her my name is just a walk in the woods.

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