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When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)
"Oh fuck... let's go, i gotta get home - i just had a Denny's Moment.."
A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."
B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"
EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.
EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.
EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
A phrase used as slang for innuendo (see innuendo). When words, phrases and such can be taken and looked at in a sexual manner, but originally stated with that not in mind at all.
History behind the phrase: Everytime anyone hangs out with our friend Cesya, she has always found a way to turn things and look at them sexually. Indeed this is a great talent. After this happened on a daily basis, we started calling these moments "Cesya Moments".
Amanda: "I gotta get off the phone I'll talk to you later, I have to get in the shower before I go out."
Cesya: "Oh, getting all wet eh? *giggles* Alright I'll talk to you later....Have fun *smirk*"
Amanda: "*sighs and laughs* OMG Cesya Moment! I'll talk to you later, bye."
A point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. Its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.
While working at a typewriter company, I read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. I had a matrix moment when I realized that the company and my life's work had been rendered obsolete.
A pleasant telephone interaction with a stranger, usually an insurance agent.
Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Original Apia moment:
Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
1.The moment in time where something bad is happening behind a window and you can't do anything to stop it.
2. Watching something bad happening that can not be interfered with.
3.Helplessness
Guy 1: I watched her die before my eyes
Guy 2:Why didn't you do anything she could have been saved
Guy 1: It was a Deadspace Moment, I couldn't do anything, I'm sorry.
safa moment (ver.) (adj.)
when someone does something utterly foolish and nonsensical to the point where it is beyond the physical existence and understanding of a living being is when someone has committed a safa moment
Example: "bro the powerhouse of the cell is mightozambia"
"you're having a safa moment bro drink horlicks"