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Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean July 16, 2017


Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J

I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him

by Caitlinator16 April 21, 2022


Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020


Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020


Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020


Jason

A creep who 9/11ed the twin towers. He thinks he has alot of friends but this is so incorrect. He thinks his sooooo good at everything but he sucks at it. But he is making mum jokes all the time but when time comes to be serious he is serious

Jason

by Lason McDermott August 10, 2018


Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.

Wow! That Jason really does suck!

by Asylum143 March 20, 2023