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A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.
Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)
A retarded, micro-managing, big fore-headed, clumsy raptor with a dumb stagger for a walk. T-Rex walk. Typically has retarded off-spring.
Man, (so and so) is being such a Cook-Jones. Fuck (so and so’s) stupid ass.
when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.
I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.
It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend
Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend
Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?
my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't
We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.
Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)