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Selfie King

1: A person who thinks they look good in selfies, but they dont ,they just look really stupid
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff

4:Anyone called Jamie

Girl 1 : Look its the 'selfie king'

Girl 2: Ewwwww aha

Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot

Girls 1 & 2: ....

by AddictWithAHarpon February 18, 2017

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Retard

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.

That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!

by Fairey May 25, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


king beef

a person with a big penis

Hey ladies, "King Beef" in da house

by Ron Harris January 16, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sacramento Kings

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense

Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

91๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


kings toe

Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe

Oh ! look at his feet, he has the kings toe on both feet

by Royal Line September 19, 2015

5000๐Ÿ‘ 3961๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alfalfa King

A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.

The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.

by thebongghitter June 26, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Queef

When a person blows air into the vagina and then pushes down on her lower abdomene releasing one of the biggest queefs you will ever hear!

She could not believe that I gave her a King Queef!

by T__ucker January 20, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž