arse full of roasted snow

Not useful. Of little value.

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.

Hanging out of my arse

Severely hungover; dying of a hangover

"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".

OAP- Own Arse Plugger

The dirtiest of females who like to take the mans penis and put it in there own ass.

That bird definitely looks like an OAP
She’s Rough i bet she’s an OAP

My Girl got freaky last night and turnt into an OAP
That girl is an OAP she grabbed my cock and put it in her own ass
OAP- Own Arse Plugger

arse like the japanese flag

a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.

Bleedin' 'eck! that ruby murry gave us an arse like the japanese flag!

who gives a rats arse

who cares.. Bromley slang... another way of saying who gives a sh1t..

(lil chav)- Omg blud, im gunna go bash him up, ((kisses teeth))
(Bromley HS Girl) Who gives a rats arse.

arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

hit a cows arse with a banjo

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo