pop-asian

an asian, who wears really preppy clothing. They also act as if they're h&m models. They want their hair to grow out into a Justin Bieber style.

girl: hey whats with the new clothes?
Quinn: oh I went shopping at h&m
girl: Quinn! You're so pop-asian!
Quinn: -.-

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Asian Pony

An Asian pony is an Asian man that is sexually submissive and let’s you ride him with total control.

An example of an Asian pony is an Asian middle-aged man that works in tech named Alex Mac.

“I rode my Asian pony last night!”

“My Asian pony is so sweet!”

“Alex Mac is my Asian pony!”

“Ever have an Asian pony?”

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Asian Dragon

Descendent of Korean (or Other) origin that holds unparallel qualities of general awesomeness, be they human or reptilian in form. Typified by an individual with a penchant for acts of extreme kindness and ability to cope with sleep deprivation.

Feeds mostly on Red Bull.

Dr. Lee, you haven't slept for 24 hours? You're such an asian dragon.

"Where's Dr. Lee?"
"He's flown across the atlantic...just for the weekend."
"What an asian dragon."

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Asian man

Doesn’t want America to steal his rice

Asian man: OH NO, AMERICA, PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY RICE!
America: Too late, Asian man

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Asian persuasion

Someone who has a small tootsie roll

Nice on Nainggolan ya asian persuasion

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Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry

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Asian Don't Raisin

The Asian equivalent of Black Don't Crack. It's when Asians look younger than their age.

Actors like Wang Leehom, John Cho, Sandara Park, Shahrukh Khan are some examples of the term Asian Don't Raisin.

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