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A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
Riding the electric bike with the homies around after smoking some zaza. Got me feeling like we're Baked Bikers. Got that good music playing. We both be baked on our bikes fading like a mf. Baked Bikers. BB!
Did you ever see those guys biking, look at their eyes, they must've smoked the good shit they must be the Baked Bikers! No DUI for them because they're Baked!
A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.
My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.
When you take a break from a task to smoke weed
John: It smells like weed in here.
Kate: Yeah, Jackie just got back from a bake break.
Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.
"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".
after making a hard test at school, smoke a joint
dude, that test is gonna be hard, let's do a make 'n bake
when a baby makes cookies for the granny
i love videos of cat baking