8-bit Paradise

very cool YouTuber, makes 8-bit songs and has been featured on another YouTubers channel recently (fandroid music group, a pretty big one)
is also my son. I love it when he calls me daddy

person 1:have you heard 8-bit paradise's newest song? it's pretty good right?

Person 2:no, I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure he's great

Nibbling the Tim-Bits

The act of Oral sex committed in the washroom of the well known Canadian fast food chain Tim Hortons .

Friend A "So what kind of stuff were you and Becky doing on the weekend eh?"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"

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Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

Fitz in my bits

when Terry Fitzgerald, aliases Terry Fitz, Terrance Gerald, Ter-bear, Fitty, Ferry Titz, etc. is in, well, your bits!

"Oh... Terry is so hot!"
"I know, I want fitz in my bits!"

jitzy bits

Origin: North-East Coast of Aus,

A "Jitzy Bits", is a Ditzy jane, slow hoe or a dumb cunt. Airheaded, no-one home, goldfish-memory and all of the above. She's smokin hot, but a little ?silly billy?.

~"Gabby, swallow my load, be a good girl (mutters under breath, "ya Jitzy Bits").

fa-q bits

literally short for 'fuck you bitch

Sarah: date me please
Roxas: fa-q bits

a bit of an L

thats a bit of a loss

'yo dude thats a bit of an L'