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The first friday after Black Ops release. The first time nerds get to stay up all night playing call of duty.
A: Dude are you ready for Black Friday?
B: Hell yea I've got my BFC monster and 120 pizza rolls!
A: BEST NIGHT EVAARRRR!
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Black males who shoot, rob or kill other black males.
That NFL star was probably killed by the Black KKK.
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A piece of paper that pirates give each other to signify there coming death. When other pirates have passed judgment and have condemned one of there own they give them a black spot. This was invented by Robert Louis Stevenson in his book Treasure Island.
You be dead if ye har de black spot me harties
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When a white person says something about a black person in conversation that isn't PC and realizes it mid-sentence and tries to correct themselves or remedy the situation.
White teacher to black student..."student, I'm doing a research project on gang members, can you bring in pictures from your neighborhood?" Black student starring back perturbed. White teacher, "I mean, not that I think you live in a gang infested area because you are black, just because I thought maybe you'd want to help me out because I'm too scared to go into an area of high crime." Black student, realizing that white teacher is black pedalling, walks away.
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That weird show about technology and the future that ends up screwing your mind while making you think at the same time.
Yet, it's amazing
Me before watching Black Mirror: It'll be awesome
Me after: ...
*phone rings*
HOLY FU-
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When hopelessly white people attempt to seem dope by interjecting out-of-date ebonics into everyday conversation, especially at the office or during bachelorette parties.
Overheard:
Cindy: "Holla bitches!"
Karen: "Fashizzle my nizzle"
Shauntavius: "Sigh."
Tyrell: "Look at those females, attempting to 'holla black'".
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