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When someone in a typhoon mommy land of Garchomp abuses a poor Pokémon
Tem Roket use Z-Move-Anime-Blast on little boy to get poké-chew! UWU Meowf get Pokéchew! Oh no Meowf oof. Ahahak a bware new bast
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bunch of guys (mainly mexican) bust their cream on a single girl!
"I was telling andrew that me and the guys gave this chick a mexican fiesta blast!"
"I was hoppin' fences escaping queers, until they caught me and gave me a mexican fiesta blast!"
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When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles
When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...
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Doing retarded shit. Also used to reefer to the unit first Battalion second aviation regiment.
We keep doing the same shit over and over. Hooah half ass full blast
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Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in
Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost
Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.
Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish
The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"