It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.
Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?
What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.
A bag of cocaine given to someone for a favor
Ie . I have Joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar
I have joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar
songs that are required with a great and loud sounding bass. (Mostly rap)
Break up - Mario ft. Gucci Mane is a song that would fit into the category of mad bumps
when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.
James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?
Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.
when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt
Yeah, we managed to do 3 bourbon bumps last night.
When one or more black males plays obnoxiously loud ghetto hip hop music in a public space
I went to the gym and the black kids were nigga bumping like they owned the place