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every music teachers worst nightmare
whatever you do do NOT press the DJ button alright
(someone presses it)
WHAT DID I SAY YOU LITTLE SHITS
Chasing Buttons is a term used for chasing a large breasted woman. The term is apparent when her breasts are nearly bursting through her shirt.
Me and the boys are headed to the pub, we're chasing buttons tonight.
Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.
Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?
The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.
Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.