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World's rarest videogame,
It is a rare edition of Sonic 2, the only known owner of the edition is Scott Wozniak
"Which one is in fact the "rarest game of all time". ITS SONIC 2 WITH A LINE!
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sample pick up lines:
(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.
those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
can i read your t-shirt in brail?
you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.
drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)
i'd look good on you.
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Company that cans folk for bs reasons.
Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"
Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."
Estes Express lines because we can fire you
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The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.
He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies
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a normally bad way to pick up girl
Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
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When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt
Person 1: I got salt line on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!
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To get your cocaine lined up for terminal snortage.
Want me to rack up a line, tony?
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