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good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. Hay U stay alive longer.
newbee's think about it you never need to do left turns in the city this may take longer however risk of head on crash is less. Better yet take the LA RTD.
as a california driver it not your skill BUT ( mexican without insurance ) who can't read engrish stop signs...
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The California Flip Flop is an act which involves two taken men switching girlfriends and having sex with them. Most often preformed by intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty on a nightly basis. But anyone is capable of California Flip Flopping
Man 1: God I hate my Girlfriend
Man 2: Me too shall we preform the California Flip Flop??
Man 1: What a swell idea Let's do it!
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The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose
I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross
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A sexual act involving a bed in which one girl is thrown onto the bed, one girl masturbates while sitting against the wall, and the third girl gets surprise penetrated from behind, causing her to pass out and fall over. The masturbating female then has explosive diarrhea everywhere
Their video of a California True Colors was used on a shock site
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The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.
When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
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When a woman mixes her pubic hair and marijuana in a joint and smokes it through her vagina.
Hey, Susan is so kinky she sent me a video of her doing a California weed bush
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An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.
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