Chocolate Wasted

When an individual gets so drunk that they crap their pants.

Guy 1 "Dude, I got so drunk last night...I got Chocolate Wasted."

Guy 2 "Awww, man, that's nasty!!"

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Chocolate Pipes

A chant used when someone is pleased, generally chanted in a deep growl over and over while banging your fists against something.
Suitable situations include after your team scores at a sport game, when you find a large amount of money on the ground, or during/after ejaculation.
The word originated when a group of school boys in the computer room of Newtown High School, Sydney, Australia, decided to play a stupid flash game on the willy wonka website instead of doing their science project.

I'm CUMMING!!!! CHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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German Chocolate

A pet name for songwriter Martin Gore, ie:
German= Heritage, a language he speaks, and where he lived for a while in the 80's

Chocolate= His father is of black decent

Martin Gore is my sexy peice of German Chocolate!

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man chocolate

a man that is sexy that he is almost edible

damn that guy is a man chocolate

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Chocolate System

The Chocolate System is an official system created by Danielle James used as code to describe sexy black men of all colors.

Dark chocolate- Sexy, really dark
Milk Chocolate- Dark Brown
White Chocolate- Basically white skin usually mixed black
Special Edition Carmel

CHOCOLATE SYSTEM EXAMPLES USING CELEBS

*Dark Chocolate- If gucci mane was sexy he's be dark chocolate
*Milk Chocolate- Trey songz, sexy, dark brown
*White Chocolate- Drake, sexy, very light skin
*Special edition Carmel- Chris Brown, Light brown skin

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chocolate cakes

a m.i.l.f or hot woman of the African ethnicity with big butt

bob: hey sally show me those chocolate cakes
sally: bob, we are at work

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Chocolate Unicorn

The act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?

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