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bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
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Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
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“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”
When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
When you're done pooping and have wiped your butt and you find no residue on the toilet paper you've had a clean cutoff.
Bill: Sorry I took so long. I had to take a crap.
Frank: Oh, yeah? How'd that go?
Bill: Fantastic! I got caught up on some Words With Friends games and I had a clean cutoff!
When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea
austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning
where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
austin backus:hey dude where is andy
reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning