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The rap song music video "Hotel" by Cassidy
An immature song that consists of faggoty hand signols in the motion six.
These motion get fucking annoying when watching this boneheaded music video.
This song if listen to will be stuck in your head for many years to come
Girl you wanna come to my hotel, baby I will leave you my room key - Cassidy
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October 20th is national coming out as a furry day in honor of all people who dress as animals for a hobby :) !
Wow guys guess what! It's national coming out as a furry day!! Surprise!
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what you say when you mean you wanna go to the movies.
-mary are you coming to the party?
-sure, simon alice in wonderland right?
-yup, at 7:20pm 3D atlantis.
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The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more
nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up
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what to say when either:
A) you have extremely itchy balls!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a fucking moron
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When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".
Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"
Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS
IF MOM WAS WHITE
Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?
Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want
Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do
Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy
Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!
Timmy: Ok bitch
IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!
Jamal: Yes mom?
Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?
Jamal: Oh, its because of-
NEXT DAY
Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!