where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more

nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up

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somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

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come here you sexy bitch

to ask someone to come

paige

come here you sexy bitch

Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty

What a man will scream if he has seen a fine as(This may also include lesbians and gay men.
Not to be confused with pirates.

Swiggity swoggity Im coming for that booty

Surf City, here we come

Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.

As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!

We’re do babies come from

How about you ask your parents that, it will be interesting.

Kid:Mom We’re do babies come from?
Mom:I will tell you when your older.

Does gav feel a sneeze coming?

When gav feels a sneeze coming

Oi mate, Does Gav feel a sneeze coming?