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what to say when either:
A) you have extremely itchy balls!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a fucking moron
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What a man will scream if he has seen a fine as(This may also include lesbians and gay men.
Not to be confused with pirates.
Swiggity swoggity Im coming for that booty
Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.
As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!
The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)
Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*
some body come get her some body come get him before i fucking end him