A retarded, micro-managing, big fore-headed, clumsy raptor with a dumb stagger for a walk. T-Rex walk. Typically has retarded off-spring.
Man, (so and so) is being such a Cook-Jones. Fuck (so and so’s) stupid ass.
A cute guy that’s super friendly and sweet to everybody. He’s really, tall smart and athlectic. Most guys with this names tend to be athletes, usually football players
To be a “Cooke” is when you act like a dumbass
“shut the fuck up Cooke”
An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.
“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”
when someone farts and it smells like brisket
“gross who’s cooking brisket”
when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)
(its over for you)
did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked