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When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…
Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”
The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.
When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.
After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!
The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born
Dallas Cowboys- whinny and bitchy
A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.
While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.