When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.
when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!
Francis: Thats terrible!
An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
something you say when something goes wrong so that you don't get in trouble for cursin
Shit
i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where
crap-atude a droped my cookie
Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett
Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄
when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!