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cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)

Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.

by baddboyy October 15, 2011

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hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017


Voteflake cunt

Someone who tries to talk shit about people refusing to accept the 2020 election with out evidence when there bitch asses cried about Russian collusion and cried for four years about Trump wasn’t their President

The voteflake cunt is such a hypocrite. Hopefully old Joe passes another crime bill that puts their family back in jail.

by Cock Diesil December 25, 2020


cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 14, 2015


Gas cunt

An Irish slang term for “Funny guy

Often heard in North Dublin

Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella

by CharlieHarper216 May 7, 2020


cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.

Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?

by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018


cunt twivvle

The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well

Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho

by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018