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The creative art of masturbating without the feeling in your arm or hand. The extremity has "fallen alseep" due to poor circulation in the arm. Ultimately the sensation is that of another person, since you cannot feel your own hand performing the act.
Bill decided to perform a Dead Charlie after his hand feel asleep and was overwhelmed with the false sensation of another person jacking him off.
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A really cool skateboard company ;)
Bro, did you see Dead End’s new piece? It’s the best!
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dead ass is a word to use when you are confirming something someone else said.
person 1"hey i'm going to the bar later"
person 2 "Dead ass?"
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When somebody says DEAD ASS it means ther e serious and not fucking around
Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..
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where universities choose to stop having parties because staying takes up our whole lives.....unless you go to the university of Alabama.
dude theres no parties this weekend its dead week...lets go to Alabama.
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incredible song by the used off their new album (that surprisingly doesn't suck at all even though we all thought it would)
it. will. fucking. BLOW YOUR MIND.
it makes me wanna get fucked hard. :)
it's about zombies.
zombies turn me on. bert turns me on. very win/win.
loser kid: "blah blah blah some shit about shit"
sweet kid: "sorry what? wake the dead just came on and i fucking creamed my pants again. this is getting ridiculous."
loser kid: "you what?"
save your day, listen to it NOW!!!!!
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a situation dats not true, or will neva happin
boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.
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