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My mom wanted me to order graduation photos, but I reminded her that I have reflective image disorder.
Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.
Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy
When you in need for a blowjob
‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’
This type of disorder is commonly rampant within the Jhonny species which are said to be extinct. But later rumors spreads that one species was found near the wilderness and has an eyeglasses on.
Jhon Manzano has a Jhon Disorder
Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:
Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"
At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.
Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!
Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
is a severe, life-threatening, and treatable eating disorder characterized by recurrent episodes of eating large quantities of food (often very quickly and to the point of discomfort); a feeling of a loss of control eating during the COVID; experiencing shame, distress or guilt afterwards.
This is the 5th time I opened the Refrigerator today because of lockdown. I think I am suffering from Covidge-Eating Disorder.