1.) A very depressing donut.
2.) A sad person who fails a lot
Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure
Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.
Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing
Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.
Doing Oral Anal on a girls asshole that's crusty and dirty and filthy
Bill ate my dry donut last week and he broke up with me because of it
A slang term for fried cow vagina. A specialty meat consumed primarily in the American southwest.
Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
Rodeo donuts is the name of a toxic person. You call someone a rodeo donut when they are acting like a real dick online.
You're such a fucking rodeo donut.
The act of measuring the size of one's dick by forming a stack of donuts
"Did you hear Harry talking about Donut Stacking"
"Yeah, he said he only got 1.5"