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A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole
The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!
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tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags
Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.
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A combination of a fag and a douche bag, originating in lakewood ohio, as a direct result of stupid acts carried out by its fine, upstanding citizens.
One who exhibits many assholian charachteristics, such as being both a cock- block and a 3 beer queer
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Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).
Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.
See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck
That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.
His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
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Douche Bags are people who are very disrespectful and somehow manage to think they are "it" when in actuality they are not. They are the bottom of the social chain with their low grooming standards and inconsiderate attitudes and yet they think that they are the upper crust of society walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Douche Bag is a great term for anyone who is arrogant. The amount of success for a person does not matter one way or another as long as that person is considerate of other people and not so ignorant.
Douche Bag: I am so much cooler than those people who work at Starbucks with my construction job. I decided I want to grow out my goatee another foot while I get 50 more piercings while I spend 500 more dollars to tatoo my entire back. I'm going to go back to my trailer and add another beer bottle to my 300 other ones on the counter. Yeah I'm better than you college students! You're worthless! I'm bad ass!
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n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.
Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.
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acting of the qualities of a douche bag.
syn. ass-hole-ness
george bush
and all his douche baggery
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