drunk as a bicycle

really drunk but still moving around... usually aimlessly. Just imagine riding a bike when you are really wasted not great fun. origins unclear but a rural expression

So he drank to much. Yeah, he was drunk as a bicycle.

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Drunk as Hell

When you get so drunk that you would rather puke and sleep in it than actualy use the bathroom outside of your pants.

Dude, what happend to Kyle? He pissed his pants and puked everywhere.

Man, Kyle is drunk as hell

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nasty drunk

When someone is so drunk they appear sweaty, hot, and smell like liquor. They're so drunk they don't say a word and just concentrate on not swaying.

Damn dude, Maria was like nasty drunk, she was dropping her phone and crying on the curb.

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drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

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Drunk Talk

Some who is intoxicated and doesnt shut the fuck up

1. Billy is smashed and wont shut the fuck up
2. When sally gets drunk she talks like a drunk
3.when i get smashed i pee my pants and talk about it like its a good thing

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Sigma Drunk

When one is so intoxicated, one is not able to stand on their feet.

Marc was so Sigma Drunk that he fell through the volleyball net at the frat castle.

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dry drunk

A dry drunk is a person whose brain was affected by years of alcohol abuse, despite the fact that the person had quit alcohol. Usually is a result of a person who went cold turkey. The brain usually shrinks

A dry drunk usually exibits the following traits,
* Exaggerated self-importance and pomposity
* Grandiose behavior
* A rigid, judgmental outlook
* Impatience
* Childish behavior
* Irresponsible behavior
* Irrational rationalization
* Projection
* Overreaction

Many consider George W. Bush to be a dry drunk, and point to observations of his speeches and other behaviors as evidence of this condition.

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