Evan

rich man

“Oh wow Evan is so rich!!”

Evan

A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

Evan

probably human

Evan has a flesh body

Evan

Likes to shit in his own mouth and then make out with his Friend jack

Finn: I pulled an Evan

Evan

there gay aka me : im evan :)

gay is Evan

Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.

Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!