1: A person who thinks they look good in selfies, but they dont ,they just look really stupid
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff
4:Anyone called Jamie
Girl 1 : Look its the 'selfie king'
Girl 2: Ewwwww aha
Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot
Girls 1 & 2: ....
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Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.
That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!
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team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense
Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.
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Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe
Oh ! look at his feet, he has the kings toe on both feet
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A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.
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From the latin root "Chincea regis" meaning Lord of the chince. This is usually something that a rare percentage of individuals are born with. Some signs of this rare disease are eg. red hair, a lack of money, constant complaining, always trying to get an extra couple cents no matter what.
Dan Smith is such a chince king. I actually saw him stealing pennies out of a wishing well so he could use the vending machine. He even asks hobos for spare change. That fire piece of shit
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